Saturday Night Massacre, Israel-Style, Emergency Cabinet Meeting at Midnight, Senior Resignations Over Scandals

(Purim Shpiel)

In a late-night emergency cabinet meeting, Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and his cabinet unanimously voted to resign in light of the numerous corruption and graft allegations against each and of release of various reports, including the release of the state comptroller’s report on Tuesday which accuses the Regime of mal-feasance and non-feasance in office regard naional internal security during last summer’s Lebanon fiasco.

The resignations are set to take effect in accordance with Israel Law,
after 72 hours.

But, unfortunately, due to the lack of a rebellion by “we the people”, any government installed in place of the Olmert regime won’t be comprised Torah Leadership.

In 72 hours, Israel will be without viable leadership and might as well be governed by the likes of;

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